Total Medals Earned: 1,284 (From 302 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,480 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (85/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Lose against the boss
Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/400 points)
Complete the first area.
Complete the first bonus stage
Complete the second bonus stage
Complete the third bonus stage
Complete the final bonus stage
Complete the third area
Complete the second area
Complete the final area
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/55 points)
who's there?
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
finish a flash project
you know how it goes
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 7/18 (35/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/165 points)
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!