Total Medals Earned: 1,279 (From 301 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,410 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/500 points)
Complete Stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete Stage 3
Complete Stage 4
Complete the game!
Complete Stage 5
Complete Stage X
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/480 points)
Kill Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 24/30 (170/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (75/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!